Somewhere between scalp and gray brain matter is where Sebastian and I had a date. It was surprisingly roomy for such a small space. I was unaware of all the corners there were to be turned, all the shadows there were to be slept in, and all laws of nature there were to be easily broken. We met there promptly at 3:00 am, and it was then, when I noticed his attire, that I realized just what I had gotten myself into. Sebastian was dressed in a three piece suit made of sketch pad paper and number two lead. I, completely nude, was unprepared. I quickly apologized and promised to make it up to him on a second and third date. He chuckled it off, saying I shouldn’t worry myself with such pedestrian expectations. But I could see he was moved. The following is a dramatization of these events.

Colin O’Brien-Lux (Head of Research and Student Activities)